Friday, November 17, 2006

I'd love to lay you down

Are you having trouble finding the right words to say when you're trying to convince a virgin that she ought to be deflowered? Do you get tongue-tied when you need to describe your sexual effectiveness to a lady friend? Do you not know what to say when a woman thinks that maybe she ought to leave you and all the wonderful times you've had together? Are you searching for the right words to that'll allow you to lay down that lovely lady you've been eyeing? Well, there's only one man who can help you. And here he is.

That's right. Conway Twitty's here to break off the knowledge.





I don't know what I'm saying
as my trembling fingers touch forbidden places
I only know that I have waited
for so long for the chance that we are taking
I don't know andIi don't care
what made you tell him you don't love him
anymore and as I taste your tender kisses
I can tell you've never been this far before










Touch the hand of the man
that made you a woman.







I want to look inside your soul
before I lay you down.
I want to know you
before I make love to you.















There's a lot of ways of saying
what I wanna say to you
there's songs and poems and promises
and dreams that might come true
but I won't talk of starry skies
or moonlight on the ground
I'll come right out and tell you
I'd just love to lay you down

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

yep, I'm too grossed out to adequately comment

Anonymous said...

I can honestly say that if the dead conway twitty were to rise from the grave and ask me to hold his "hand"...um, I might...but only because I could then say "Hey, guess what guys? I touched zombie twitty's thingie!"

Mandie

peregringa said...

twitty rhymes with titty.

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